Saturday, July 18, 2009
Posted by: HY aka Kuon
Time: 22:11
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Hana and Arisa :)
18. Sat (Yesterday)
Yesterday, went to Dhobi Ghaut MRT with Sis to meet up with her friends, Sana and Su Zhen, then walk off with Hana and Arisa. HAHA!!

We were Plaza Sing's bookshop, Times, and I got this book by Jane Austen, "Persuasion". Then we roamed about, got a Sour Cream n' Onion pretzels and laze at KFC, talking the rest of the day. We got the 2 chickens and fries set (forgot the name) and a McFlurry from outside.

It was yet another memorable outing, catching up and all. We stayed there for 3 hours or so since we were lazy and just wanted to talk and laugh. LOL!! We were mainly gossipping about some scandal going on in SS. Cai Yue and I were witnesses to the scene. Maybe we're reading too much into it, but it's just too coincidental.

Anyway, I told Hana and Arisa about the VERY racist joke on Indians. It was because Arisa was so pissed with this Indian dude at the money changer counter. SO damn fucking rude and ang moh wanna-be lor!!

The joke totally made Arisa happy...LOL!! If you're an Indian, skip the blockquotes. I don't mean to offend anyone.

Joke 1#
One day, an Indian guy was walking under a hot sun, and he accidentally stepped on shit. After a while, he smelled the shit and started crying. You know why?

Because he thought he was melting...

Joke 2#
A chinese man, ang moh guy and indian guy was kidnapped by the Japanese soldiers and brught onto a helicopter to jail for torture. The chinese man immediately jumped out of the helicopter and said, "Buddha, save me" and he landed safely on a huge lotus out of nowhere.
The ang moh guy jumped out of the helicopter and said, "Jesus, save me" and he landed on a pile of pillows from a delivery truck.
Then the indian guy jumped out of the helicopter, but he died. You know why?
He said, "God, shave me" and he ended up on the road, naked and dead.


We kept laughing la!! Then I told them about the "Superman, Superman return" joke and the "Lighter, High Lighter" joke. LOL!! If you don't get it, too bad. HAHA!!

Then on the MRT, Arisa told us of the time she was in the MRT station, and she was damn thristy, so she just drank two sips of her bubble tea. Then this MRT uncle came to her and said, "Girl, no drinking in MRT station ah. We can fine you $5000 you know. No drinking in MRT station ah. No drinking."

And he kept talking until Arisa said, "Sorry la uncle. I'm just very thirsty okay, I just drank two sips"

"No drinking means no drinking. We can fine you $5000. You not happy can bring this to court. No drinking or eating in the station. bla bla bla bla..."

Hana and I kept laughing la!! LOL!! And Arisa said there were these 2 indian girls who were like damn rowdy and they immediately shut up when Arisa encountered that MRT uncle. Right after the uncle left, the 2 indian girls kept quiet like all the way until the MRT came.

Then I told them that once, when in MTS still, i was with Spencer outside the Little India MRT and I was so hundgry so I ate kaya bread just outside the MRT station while talking to Spencer. I was P3 only. Then this uncle came out and suddenly said, "Girl! No eating." =.=
I was still small and a bit goody-goody then, so I freaked out and threw away my bread, and I had to be hungry the rest of the train trip home. :( I was so embarrassed and upset lor!! HAH. At least Spencer was there to console me. LOL!!

Then we continued talking in the MRT train. There were no seats so we just hang on to the hand-thingy above. And we continued talking about it and laughing. Then Arisa go and imitate the MRT uncle saying, "Girl! No eating or drinking on MRT!"
While we were saying all that, we TOTALLY did not notice this girl sitting in front of us, sipping bubble tea. She looked so damn pissed la!! Hana only notice like 5 min later and said, "oh shit." Then I heard a plastic sound and looked at the girl and SAW HER HOLDING HER BUBBLE TEA!! OMG!! I just couldn't help but blurt out, "Sorry!" But the girl just stare at me.
She probably thought we were making fun of her. And Arisa saw, she started laughing DAMN LOUD!! Hana was looking away, trying not to smile and I just could not help but have this "oh we are so dead" look. The girl really looked piss la!! She look this girl, Bernice Lim, from my current school in sec 1. She transferred to some other school because of some issues with her friends. She and I had a conflict and yeha, she still hates me. LOL!! I added her on FaceBook just last year, and she rejected it AND sent me a hate mail. Like WTF? After 1 year still like that. Anyway, I couldn't be bothered. I remember her saying "People hate me still add me". =.= Like I would be like her, waste my energy hating someone for more than one year and even bothering SENDING A HATE MAIL. WOOHOO!!

So yeah, back to the MRT thing. When her station came, she just walked off and joined some ah lian group of hers. She brushed past Arisa like damn hard and Arisa went, "WAAA!! XIAO ZHA BO!!" And she jsut look back at us and glare.
So I purposely said damn loud, "Retarded sia!" and made sure she saw I was laughing/sneering at her. Apologise also not enough, like WTH?!

Got home, chatted with penpal asakurayoh, and we catched up on some stuff. The dramas at school and all. xDD Hadn't chatted with him since forever!!

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